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Post by Majora on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:02 pm

I LOVE MEMES


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Re: Majora's Introduction

Post by Peppuh on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:03 pm

You act like a loser and you will be treated as such.
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Post by Scout on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:04 pm

de_stroyed should've read the the lore because we dont get sent depressed marines
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Re: Majora's Introduction

Post by Meatball Chef Sam on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:05 pm

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.

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Re: Majora's Introduction

Post by mia_the_human on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:07 pm


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Cuckold
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This article is about the term. For the 1997 novel by Kiran Nagarkar, see Cuckold (novel). For the 2015 South African film, see Cuckold (film).
Look up cuckold in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.[1]

Contents [hide]
1 History of the term
2 Metaphor and symbolism
3 Cuckoldry as a fetish
3.1 Theories in psychology
3.2 Theories in evolutionary biology and psychology
4 See also
5 References
6 External links
History of the term

c. 1815 French satire on cuckoldry, which shows both men and women wearing horns.
The word cuckold derives from the cuckoo bird, alluding to its habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests.[2][3] The association is common in medieval folklore, literature, and iconography.

English usage first appears about 1250 in the satirical and polemical poem "The Owl and the Nightingale" (l. 1544). The term was clearly regarded as embarrassingly direct, as evident in John Lydgate's "Fall of Princes" (c. 1440). In the late 14th century, the term also appeared in Geoffrey Chaucer's "The Miller's Tale".[3] Shakespeare's poetry often referred to cuckolds, with several of his characters suspecting they had become one.[3]

One often-overlooked subtlety of the word is that it implies that the husband is deceived, that he is unaware of his wife's unfaithfulness and may not know until the arrival or growth of a child plainly not his (as with cuckoo birds).[3]

The female equivalent cuckquean first appears in English literature in 1562, adding a female suffix to the cuck.

A related word, first appearing in 1520, is wittol, which substitutes wit (in the sense of knowing) for the first part of the word, referring to a man aware of and reconciled to his wife's infidelity.[4]

Metaphor and symbolism
In Western traditions, cuckolds have sometimes been described as "wearing the horns of a cuckold" or just "wearing the horns." This is an allusion to the mating habits of stags, who forfeit their mates when they are defeated by another male.[5] In Italy (especially in Southern Italy, where it is a major personal offence), the insult is often accompanied by the sign of the horns. In French, the term is porter des cornes, which is used by Molière to describe someone whose consort has been unfaithful. In German, the term is "jemandem Hörner aufsetzen", or "Hörner tragen", the husband is "der gehörnte Ehemann". Rabelais wrote the Tiers Livers of Gargantua and Pantagruel in 1546, by which time the symbol of the horns was "so well-known and over-used that the author could barely avoid making reference to it."[6] Molière's L'École des femmes (1662) is the story of a man who mocks cuckolds and becomes one at the end. In Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (c. 1372–77), the "The Miller's Tale" is a story that humorously examines the life of a cuckold. In Chinese usage, an altogether different allusion is used, when the cuckold (or wittol) is said to be "戴綠帽子" (wearing the green hat), which derives from the sumptuary laws used in China from the 13th to the 18th centuries which required the males in households with prostitutes to wrap their heads in a green scarf (or later a hat).[7]

Cuckoldry as a fetish
Unlike the traditional definition of the term, in fetish usage a cuckold is complicit in his (or her) partner's sexual "infidelity"; the wife who enjoys cuckolding her husband is called a cuckoldress if the man is more submissive.[8][page needed][9][10]

Theories in psychology
Psychology regards cuckold fetishism as a variant of masochism, the cuckold deriving pleasure from being humiliated.[11][12] In Freudian analysis, cuckold fetishism is the eroticization of the fears of infidelity and of failure in the man's competition for procreation and the affection of females.[citation needed] In his book Masochism and the Self, psychologist Roy Baumeister advanced a Self Theory analysis that cuckolding (other forms of sexual masochism) among otherwise mentally healthy people was a form of escapism. According to this theory, cuckold fetishists are relieving themselves of the stress of the burden of their social role and escaping into a simpler, less-expansive position.

If a couple can keep the fantasy in the bedroom, or come to an agreement where being cuckolded in reality does not damage the relationship, they may try it out in reality.[citation needed] However, the primary proponent of the fantasy is almost always the one being humiliated[citation needed], or the "cuckold": the cuckold convinces his lover to participate in the fantasy for them, though other "cuckolds" may prefer their lover to initiate the situation instead. The fetish fantasy does not work at all if the cuckold is being humiliated against their will.[13]

Theories in evolutionary biology and psychology
In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own. As noted above, the term cuckold is derivative of the mis-directed parental investment of birds who direct parental investment to the eggs that cuckoo birds have laid in their nests.[1]

In his book Sperm Wars, biologist Robin Baker speculated that the excitement and stimulation of the cuckolding fetish emerges from the biology of sexuality and the effects of sexual arousal on the brain, although it is important to note the word "cuckold" does not appear in his book. According to one of his theories, Baker believes that when a man thinks that his female mate may have been sexual with another man, the man is prompted by biological urges to copulate with the female in an effort to "compete" with the other man's sperm. Baker is also one of the few proponents of the theory of Killer Sperm, the idea that sperm compete not only for first access to the egg but by "attacking" other sperm. Although this idea appears frequently in cuckold fetish material, very few biologists share this view.[14][15]

Baker and his proponents' views conflict with the hypothesized foundations for sexual jealousy in evolutionary psychology, which is rooted in the idea that men, specifically, will react jealously to sexual infidelity on the parts of their mates.[16] Infidelity is also the number one cause for divorce.[17]

The cuckold’s urge to thrust, through intercourse or masturbation, is often enhanced by the presence of the bull, whether real or fantasized. A study by Gordon Gallup and coworkers (2003) concluded that one evolutionary purpose of the thrusting motion characteristic of intense intercourse is for the penis to “upsuck” another man’s semen before depositing its own.[18]

See also
Adultery
Candaulism
Crime of passion
Cuckoldry in fish
Cuckquean
Cuckservative
Erotic humiliation
Female dominance
Female promiscuity
Feminization (activity)
Hotwife
Monogamish
Non-paternity event
Open marriage
Paternity fraud
Polyamory
Polyandry, marriage to plural husbands
Pregnancy fetishism
Swinging
Wittol
References
^ Jump up to: a b Steven M. Platek and Todd K. Shackelford (Eds.), Female Infidelity and Paternal Uncertainty: Evolutionary Perspectives on Male Anti-Cuckoldry Tactics. Cambridge University Press: New York, 2006.
Jump up ^ "Online Etymology Dictionary". Retrieved 19 December 2016.
^ Jump up to: a b c d Williams, Janet (4 July 2009). "Cuckolds, Horns and Other Explanations". BBC News. Retrieved 11 February 2013.
Jump up ^ Oxford English Dictionary
Jump up ^ E. Cobham Brewer 1810–1897. Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. 1898.
Jump up ^ LaGuardia, David P., Intertextual Masculinity in French Renaissance Literature, Ashgate Publishing (Franham, UK 2008) p. 133
Jump up ^ Sommer, Matthew Harvey (2002). Sex, Law, and Society in Late Imperial China. Stanford: Stanford University Press. p. 218. ISBN 0-8047-4559-5. Retrieved 2008-07-27.
Jump up ^ Ley, David (2009). Insatiable Wives: Women Who Stray and the Men Who Love Them. Rowman & Littlefield. ISBN 978-1-4422-0031-9.
Jump up ^ Kort, Joe; Psychotherapist, Ph D.; Sex, Certified; Kort, Relationship Therapist at Joe; Associates; www.JoeKort.com, P. C. (13 September 2016). "The Expanding Phenomenon Of Cuckolding: Even Gay Men Are Getting Into It". Huffington Post. Retrieved 19 December 2016.
Jump up ^ Harris, Lynn. "What do you call a female cuckold?". Salon. Retrieved 19 December 2016.
Jump up ^ Anneli Rufus (Jul 29, 2010). "The Intellectual Sex Fetish". The Daily Beast. Retrieved August 30, 2012.
Jump up ^ "Cuckolding can also be mixed with other non-monogamous relationship arrangements with which it has substantial overlap such as swinging, open relationships, and polyamory. Again, it is distinguished from these concepts in that cuckold’s thrill in their partner’s acts is specifically masochistic.", Betchen, Stephen J., Magnetic Partners blog post, 11/18/14
Jump up ^ Klein, Donald C. (1 Dec 1999). "The humiliation dynamic: An overview". The Journal of Primary Prevention. 12 (2): 93–121. doi:10.1007/BF02015214.
Jump up ^ Birkhead, TR; Martínez, JG; Burke, T; Froman, DP (Sep 7, 1999). "Sperm mobility determines the outcome of sperm competition in the domestic fowl". Proceedings. Biological sciences / the Royal Society. 266 (1430): 1759–64. doi:10.1098/rspb.1999.0843. PMC 1690205Freely accessible. PMID 10577160.
Jump up ^ Baker, Robin (1996). Sperm Wars, the Science of Sex. Diane Books Publishing. ISBN 978-0-7881-6004-2.
Jump up ^ Harris, CR (January 2002). "Sexual and romantic jealousy in heterosexual and homosexual adults". Psychological Science. 13 (1): 7–12. doi:10.1111/1467-9280.00402. PMID 11892782.
Jump up ^ Wolcott; Hughes (1999). "Towards understanding the reasons for divorce". Working paper No. 20. Australian Institute for Family Studies: 8.
Jump up ^ Susan M. Block, Ph.D. (June 2, 2015). "Cuckold" (PDF). Wiley-Blackwell International Encyclopedia of Human Sexuality. Retrieved July 3, 2015.
External links
The dictionary definition of cuckold at Wiktionary
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Re: Majora's Introduction

Post by Revival on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:11 pm

Brad,

I have not personally heard of a gamma wolf, but in the scientific nomenclature the term omega wolf is often used.   The omega wolf is one or more wolves, male or female, that occupy the lowest position in the pack hierarchy.  This wolf often plays the role of the scapegoat.   They can be male or female wolves, at least yearlings and often older, as pups do not feel the pressures of the hierarchy until they are older.

Traditionally, there are alpha, beta, and omega wolves. The alphas are at the top, betas in the middle, and omegas at the bottom of the pecking order.  The rest of the pack picks on omega(s). The omega role is more pronounced in captive packs where that individual can not disperse and is forced to live with the pack.

In the wild, we tend to see that if life is dismal at the bottom of the order then that bottom-dwelling wolf leaves the pack.  Life is often not so bad even for an omega wolf when food is readily available as it is in Yellowstone.   The Rose Creek Pack has many older members, though few if any seem to be pushed out.

But we have also observed aggression by dominant members that pushes an omega to disperse.  The classic example thus far in Yellowstone is the case of   Number 39 in the autumn of 1997.  She left the Druid Peak Pack amid a climate of intense aggression brought mainly by her daughters, 42 and 40, upon her.

Currently the Druid Peak Pack has 3 females edging on toward two years of age.  It will be interesting to see if 40 and/or 42 become very aggressive toward these individuals, either around mating season or next summer.

My feeling from observing a lot of wolves is that the dominance/submission relationship and how it plays out is very dependent upon the demeanor of the dominant leaders of the pack and their tolerance for the subordinates, and most particularly the omega wolf.  It is rarely predictable and very often does not play out the same in different cases.




Alpha [Admins/Mods]

Beta [Everyone else]

Omega [Noone]

Cuck [You]


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Post by Mister Vasili on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:13 pm

Alpha [Admins/Mods/Enlightened Players]

Beta [Those from your typical community]

Omega [Folk such as these]

Cuck [Grounded from the computer]
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Post by Majora on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:14 pm

Ok you can delete this thread then.

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Post by Mister Vasili on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:15 pm

no
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Post by Kravis on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:15 pm

Nah, we'll keep it. To serve as a reminder to all those join, a monument to all their sins.
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Post by Majora on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:15 pm

my name's chef

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Post by Scout on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:15 pm

came in as a meme, went out as a meme

i would say i respect you but you still came onto my server as a bald man making meat cube sandwhiches so
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Post by Mister Vasili on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:16 pm

you would not have made it here so you got aborted
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Post by Majora on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:17 pm

yeah well at least my sandwich got the juices going

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Post by Majora on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:20 pm

I made goddamn vegan cuisine, where's my medal?

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Post by Sargo922 on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:22 pm

Welcome to EUPRP, where here we are a tightly knit community of players who's characters and skills benefit one-another in our roleplay experience.

However, every once in awhile we get sent a special snowflake who wants to do their own thing, and here in EUPRP we like to do one special thing to those special snowflakes to make them welcome.

We de_stroy them and show them the true power of the meme god. Welcome to hell Fuckboy, enjoy your stay!

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Post by Majora on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:24 pm

Alright then cya later, have fun on your meme server dudes.

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