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Post by Agathon on Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:36 pm

Cpl Octis Kurius says "Well I ain't squishy." - Humpy
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Post by mia_the_human on Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:18 pm

EUPRP| Lapis: he needs a dick
|EUPRP| Lapis: like
|EUPRP| Lapis: real bad
|EUPRP| mia: same

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Post by Scout on Sat Aug 27, 2016 6:02 pm

You ever get one of those farts where a shit is trying to escape your colon and your 300 ass hairs are trying to hold back a persian army consiting of your dingleberries


- kravis
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:00 pm

Kravis lets out one last burp as he is about to exit the teamspeak and go to sleep, and only one response is heard just as he hits the closing button, one single word to describe the feeling that everyone had felt at that single moment.









"wow"
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Post by mia_the_human on Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:14 pm

|EUPRP| the dad who came back: THE
|EUPRP| the dad who came back: SECOND
|EUPRP| the dad who came back: SET
|EUPRP| the dad who came back: OF
|EUPRP| the dad who came back: TEETH

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Post by Kravis on Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:58 am

Humpy: you could literally jerk off into a cup and they'd give you play of the game
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Mister Vasili on Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:14 pm

"You dropped out of college?"
"Was it art college?"
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by mia_the_human on Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:22 am

at 3:22 AM

me: hi
scout: ello
me: how are y--
scout: godhelpme

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Post by drewsane12 on Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:01 pm

LCpl Raik Arglack: You are a simple rifleman
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Agathon on Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:41 pm

[LOOC] GyC Victoria Morello: fuck ester jennifer never let him dick her
[LOOC] SvC Nade Ester: do you mind
[LOOC] GyC Victoria Morello: she didnt
[LOOC] SvC Nade Ester: she came to me
[LOOC] SvC Nade Ester: lol
[LOOC] GyC Victoria Morello: im just saying ester's a good man and deserves a good dick-give
[LOOC] GyC Victoria Morello: its been
[LOOC] GyC Victoria Morello: two years
[LOOC] SvC Nade Ester: she takes it slow
[LOOC] SvC Nade Ester: apparently
[LOOC] GyC Victoria Morello: not a lot of places to safely fuck on the ship either
[LOOC] SvC Nade Ester: you would know
[LOOC] SvC Nade Ester: that and people don't want to see naked Turians being fucked by black men

Agathon and mia (Talking about the Ester and Alcae romance)
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by mia_the_human on Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:08 pm

it splashed ever so slightly onto the mans sleeve- lapis

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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by mia_the_human on Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:46 pm

"how can you hate me when I've got all this PASTAAAAAAAA"
"it's all in my trousers" -sam
"YOU CAN SMELL IT YOU WAS JUSTBEIN POILTE" -scout

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Post by drewsane12 on Fri Oct 21, 2016 10:01 pm

** LCpl Octis Kurius would soon apply that shit to her omni-whatevers to dull the pain.
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by mia_the_human on Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:06 pm

I DONT HAVE ANY FRONT DOORS -sam

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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by drewsane12 on Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:57 pm

|EUPRP| Kravis: DONT TRY IT ANAKIN
[EUPRP-CO] Mister Vasili: wwwwwwww
|EUPRP| Kravis: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
[EUPRP-CO] Mister Vasili: space bar crouch w key left click left click /roll
|EUPRP| Kravis: /roll 76 /me cut off arms and legs
|EUPRP| Kravis: YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN
[EUPRP-CO] Mister Vasili: ouch lol
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Revival on Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:34 pm

** ** Nala Bates' eyeballs explode. She shakes violently as she collapses to her knees, she attempts to grab for her eyes, but it's no use. They're gone, exploded, mush on the ground, nothing more then shattered dreams and forgotten, decaying hopes. Blood begins to pour from her bellybutton, ear, mouth, nose, and all orifaces of her body. An unborn baby rips from her stomach, screamig in agony as it falls to pieces. Who was he? Who could he have been? He's dead now, Jim. And there's nothing we can do about that. Nala collapses to the floor. She is clearly deceased.
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:14 pm

"i swear to god if i get jumped by a krogan like im in fucking compton" -Singular Turian



Fuck you revival
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Sly Coopr on Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:07 am

|EUPRP| Raik Arglack: varren are easy to deal with when you are heavily armed tho
Geyycuk: HEAVILY
Geyycuk: ARMORED
Geyycuk: VARREN
Geyycuk: WITH FRICKEN LAZER BEAMS
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Arglack on Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:41 pm

LCpl Navelon Agonis says "Anyway, I'm getting back in my armor, I feel naked, and that's only for when I'm looking in the mirror."
Pv2 Connor Victus says "This tool is incredible. It feels like it has no weight, yet it's as hard as a rock."
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by TimothyFitzgerald on Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:41 pm

krogan battlemasters should be called super-duper battle krogan. -me

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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Guest on Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:24 pm

TimothyFitzgerald wrote:krogan battlemasters should be called super-duper battle krogan. -me

That isnt how this works, you cant just quote yourself pleb.

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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Revival on Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:40 pm

^

People have. When other peoples have heard it on the server where at least two people can vouch for them. Don't quote yourself when nobody heard you.
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